Um...okay. No game. Let's start with the basics then. Boxers or briefs?
Did you just ask me what kind of underwear I prefer?

Yes?
*silence*

I'll take that as boxer briefs then?
*scowls*

Okay, tell me what you like to do in your free time?
*looks out the window*
I like the rain. I like to run. And chocolate.

You like chocolate? Interesting. I'd never expect a demon to enjoy chocolate.
I prefer "damned". I am not a demon. At least not in the terms populated by literature or cinema. 

Oh. Okay. So back to the chocolate. What's your favorite kind of chocolate? Dark chocolate? Chocolate with caramel?
Ice cream. 

Now you're talking. Have you tried the ice cream at Shoreline Sweets? They make it right there and---
I've tried it, yes, though I wasn't able to fully enjoy it because---

Because what?
I was interrupted.

By who?
Not who---what. An eleven-year-old pest.

A little kid interrupted you?
*grunts* It wasn't a kid. If hell were a real place, it would have crawled out of the bowels of it. 

Oh-kay. So I guess that means you probably don't want children?
I'm dead. I can't have children.

Right. But if you were alive, would you have wanted children?
Probably not.

And staying with the whole "let's pretend" idea, if you could be any animal, which animal would you be?
A crow, so I could spread my wings and fly out of this absurd interview.

Haha. You do have legs, you know. And you said you like to run. You could run out of this interview.
Good idea.